- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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