- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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