- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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