whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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star wars kid

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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