knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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