- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I am a mime

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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