Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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