- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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