- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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