- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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