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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Apple hates Blackberry.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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