- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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