- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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