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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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