Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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