- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

VITAMIN C!

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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