Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

if you don't like this you're gay

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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