- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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