what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Obama = ebola

What's brown an sticky Shit

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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