Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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