- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

If life gives you lemonade.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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