What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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