Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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