- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

whats brown and sticky a stick

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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