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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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