- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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