- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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