Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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