- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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