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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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