- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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