- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

bite me

knock knock who's there? your destiny

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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