- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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