- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

I had a submarine.... once

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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