- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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