- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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