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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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