- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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