- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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