- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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