- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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