Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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