- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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