- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

FOX News: Fair and balanced

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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