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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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