- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

quantum physics?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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