why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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