One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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