- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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