greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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