- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Communism hehe xd

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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