How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Anti Joke

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