- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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