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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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