- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

FOX News: Fair and balanced

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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