- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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