- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

My spelling is horrible

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Communism hehe xd

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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