I'm homeless.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

steven hawking walks into a bar

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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