Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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