- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

My spelling is horrible

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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