- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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