The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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What's just not right? Left

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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