- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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