Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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