What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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