- Anti Joke

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Donald Trump

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

i like it in the mouth

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

a man makes a bad joke

Cripples are lame.

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Anti Joke

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