Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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