- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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