They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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