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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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