- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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