What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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