Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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