- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why do fat people commit suicide

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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