- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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