- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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