What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Communism hehe xd

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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