Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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guess what what ...

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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