- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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