- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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