- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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