- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A black man walks out of a police station

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??