What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Neither have I

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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