- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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