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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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