Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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