- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

My mom

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??