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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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