- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

* anti-punchline

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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