- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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