- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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