Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Your're racist.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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