Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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