Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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