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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

all these jokes are horrible now

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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