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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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