Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

homosexual rights to marriage

I like school Said no one ever.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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