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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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