- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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