- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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