Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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GOODBYE

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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