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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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