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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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