A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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bite me

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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