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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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