- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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