- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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