- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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