- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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