- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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