What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Sarah Palin.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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