- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

So a bar walks into a man...

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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