- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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