Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

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