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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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