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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Ross.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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