- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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