- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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