Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What is my name? I dont know

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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like if your cool

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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