What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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salad days!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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miha kako si?

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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