- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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